I'm a self-loathing happiness seeker, a self-righteous disbeliever.
I'm 23.
I'm from San Diego, I'm a Customer Support Technician, and I know.
I like long walks through your mind, alcohol, cigarettes, movies, energy drinks, music of any variety, amazon.com, a very slim amount of video games, blu-ray, PCs, Portal 2, Smash Burger, writing, conspiracy theories, violence, and hanging shoes from telephone wires.

I hate people, Wal-mart, Pepsi, Apple, iPhone, emo fags, the beach, mustard, the ocean, the color 'magenta,' action flicks, click flicks, movie titles that have the word 'revenge' in it, Xbox 360, Wii, every other driver on the road, traffic, hurricanes, stomach aches, wearing glasses, sharting, running out of breath and getting punched in the dick.

5th May 2011

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I will destroy you

5th May 2011

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Dolphin crash

Scanners - head explosion

Robocop electoshocks

Cupcake dog war flashbacks

Pelican swallows live pigeon

Kanye mood change

5th May 2011

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Mantis vs. mouse cursor

Intersection car crash

Train nearly hits car

Tetris fail

Guy gets hit by truck while crossing the street

Guy gets electrocuted on top of a train

Police brutality

Weird crash

2009 Miss Czech Presenter Falls Off Stage

Puppy does a barrel roll

Spraying fail

Guitarist owns vocalist

Deer jumps over car

Shovel to the face

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2nd May 2011

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Yeah, what the picture says. 

Yeah, what the picture says. 

22nd April 2011

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Then Ken realized that he’s a girls’ toy. 

Then Ken realized that he’s a girls’ toy. 

22nd April 2011

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Like? 

22nd April 2011

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Aw look, he thinks he’s people! 

Aw look, he thinks he’s people! 

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